Metal Mouth

Check this ish out:

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the Dummy of the Day (echo: DAY, Day, day)!

This takes "piggy bank savings" to a whole new level. Rather than take his money and buy a tool box to hold his supplies, this mofo decided he would be better off by storing everything in his STOMACH!

And to make matters worst, yet funnier, after having all that ish removed he then needed staples to close the incision. They should have used the nails he ate to provide him with a constant reminder of his stupidity.

Once again, I'd like to thank you, Metal Mouth, for becoming the inaugural winner of the Dummy of the Day award. I look forward to seeing what you and your brothers and sisters in stupidity bring to the table.

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